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Hi, I just wished to let you know that I have just been diagnosed with
AAADD.
what is it ...?
Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
And do you know how it all goes...

I thought i should wash the car, downstairs to the hall and saw the newspaper lying on the table.
OK, I'm going to wash the car...

BUT FIRST
I'm going to have a look on the newspaper. After that, I saw the mail on the table.
OK, I'll just put away the newspaper in the recycle stack...
BUT
I'll go through the stock of mail and check if there are any bills that need to be paid.
Yes, where is the checkbook, i must need to pay the bills?
Oops...there's a glass placed on the corner of the coffee table.
I'm going to find out that checkbook...
BUT FIRST
I have to put the glass in the kitchen sink.
I move towards the kitchen, peeped out of the kitchen window, saw my poor flowers badly need a drink of water.
I put the glass in the sink and there's i saw the remote for the DVD on the kitchen counter. Hey who placed it there?

I'll just put it in the lounge rack...

BUT FIRST
I should water those plants. I opened the door and... Aaaagh', stepped on the pussy cat.
Cat is asking for food. Okay,

I'll throw the remote away on the sofa and water the plants...
BUT FIRST
I should feed the cat.

END OF DAY:
Car not washed, newspapers are still on the carpet, glass is still in the sink, i also couldn't pay the bills, checkbook -- yes, i didn't find time to see where i put it last evening, and the cat ate the remote control, of course, i couldn't fed it in time...And, when I try to figure out how come i couldn't finish anything today,
I'm confused because...
I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY.
I know very well this condition is serious...
I need help...
BUT FIRST...
I think I should check my e-mail.
Really Busy. Talk to you later.