How Women Think

How Women Think

FINE

This is the word women use to stop an argument when they think they are on their right and you just want to keep you from talking. Never use "fine" to explain how a girl looks - you can be drawn to some argument like this.FIVE MINUTES

This straight means half an hour and may be more than that depending on the situation.

NOTHING

This means no, not just mean rather this IMPLIES that there must be "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is typically used to explain the feeling a woman has of desiring to turn you inside out, upturned, and backwards. "Nothing" generally suggests an argument that will continue for "Five Minutes" and ultimately end up with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will cause a girl getting disturbed over "Nothing" and will concluded with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I surrender" or "do what you like because I don't bother" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just one or two minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will approach you in almost "Five Minutes" when she composes herself. LOUD SIGH This is not really a word, but is a non-verbal declaration often misinterpreted by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she believes you are an idiot at that point, and thinks why she is wasting her time standing here and disputing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH

Yes, it is also a non-verbal speech, not a word; "Soft Sighs" mean that she is satisfied. Your best bet is to not move or respire, and she will stay happy.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the dodgiest words that a woman can speak to a man. "That's Okay" means that she desired to think for a long time and deeply before paying you back for whatever it is that you have committed. "That's Okay" is often used with the statement "Fine" and together with a "Raised Eyebrow."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not get pale. Now say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT this is really something from just "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is actually annoyed at you. It suggests that you have offended her in some unsympathetic way, and you'll soon get the "Loud Sigh" from her. Be cautious not to ask what is off beam after the "Loud Sigh," because she will just tell you "Nothing"

Send this to the men you identify to advise them about future arguments they can pass up if they keep the terminology in mind. And send it to your female friends to have some fun!

The End - How Women Think