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Funny One Liners
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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