Best Jokes

Best Joke - 1

Things To Do At The Movies

1. Toss lots of popcorns around and shout "Hey, it's snowing!!"

2. Hoot when the good man dies

3. Begin talking on your mobile phone right when the film starts

4. Point to the opening credits and comment, "That guy dies."

5. Order pizza in middle of the movie

6. Sit between couples

7. Indifferently eat popcorn from other folks'

8. Declare noisily to everyone in the theater that you are going to the toilet

9. Take your own foodstuff such as soup and SLURP noisily

10. Wear tall hats to obstruct other folks' view

11. March in as if you are a big shot while dressed in the most disgraceful dresses; spandex should do the trick.

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Best Joke 2

Q: What do we call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup?

A: A thief!!

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Best Joke 3

Why do basketballs and also footballs have goose bumps, but baseballs don't have?

We play baseball in summer season.

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