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Jokes can be good healers, stress relievers, or just a way to calm down. Clean jokes can make a lengthy, hard day seem relaxed or can provisionally make one overlook the dilemmas and troubles of the life. Nice Jokes that make you laugh can cause the reduction of blood pressure and minor stress and depression levels. As a result, other problems linked with stress may drop down temporarily. Also, if one is experiencing sulky laughing from clean jokes may help lift the sulkiness for the person.
Visiting a comedy club to hear a humorist telling funny jokes is a superb way to spend the night out with friends. It can even serve as an ice breaker for a date. It is hard to go on a date with someone about whom you don't know much, but listening to good jokes and smiling is a brilliant way to get into the swing.
I almost had a psychic girl friend, but
unfortunately, she left before i met her...
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Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
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Suicide Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)
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A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth." "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." "Yes, I know." "So, why did you come in here?" "The light was on..."
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