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Three Dumb Blondes
One day three blondes were passing the beach when they happened to see something had washed up on the seaside.
The first blonde yells, "OMG it's a dinosaur!"
The second blonde replies, "No dumb. It's the Titanic. huh."
The third blonde laugh quietly and says: "You're both very stupid. It's visibly a genie in a pot." So she adheres to lift the bottle and rub it. Naturally! A genie comes out!
The genie draws out and glances through to discover the three blondes. "Generally," the genie said, "I would grant 3 desires, but since there are 3 of you, you each have a chance to fulfill only one wish."
The first blonde proceeds: "Ok, I don't like being a stupid blonde so I wish to be 50% smarter."
The genie jogs his head and says, "Done." He twists her into a brunette.
The second blonde replies, "I don't like being a stupid blonde either so I wish to be 100% smarter!" The genie makes her into a redhead.
The last blonde thinks her wish awhile and at last says, "I LIKE being a stupid blonde. I wish to be 100% dumber."
The genie turns her into a man.
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Why the pomegranate went to cathedral?
To see its pulp
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Why did the blonde sneaked past the medicine cupboard?
She didn't wish to wake up the sleeping pills.
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