Here are a few fun things to do in an elevator. Keep in mind if fun is funny untill it doesn't get someone into trouble. Enjoy reading ...
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- Make race car sound when anyone gets off.
- Frown devastatingly while spanking your forehead and murmuring "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Whistle the initial five notes of "It's a Small World" continually.
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- If you ride in the elevator for a long time, sway on both sides at the normal frequency of the winch.
- Shave.
- Crack open your suitcase or bag, and while staring inside ask: "Got sufficient air in there?"
- Offer name tags to all those getting on the elevator. Wear yours reversed.
- Stand quiet and unmoving in the corner, facing the wall, don't get off.
- When you arrive at your floor, mumble and twist to pull the doors open, and then act shocked when they open by themselves.
- Welcome every person getting on the elevator with an affectionate hug and ask them to call you Mr. Right.
- On the uppermost floor, clutch the door open and insist that it stay open until you hear the money you dropped down the duct go "plink" at the base floor.
