1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger
3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland
6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller
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