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CLINCHPOOPER: Someone who is a lazy bone
WISTERPOOPER: Slapping at the side of the head.
THENAN: The palm of the hand.
So...If your child is a CLINCHPOOPER, you must WISTERPOOPER them with your THENAN! Okkk?
ABASH: A high school graduation bash
ABDICATE: To renounce all hope of ever having a flat abdomen.
ACCOUNT: A Countess's spouse
ACRE: Literally indicates the amount of land plough able in 24 hours. So if I explain it would be five feet by five feet.
ADULT: A person who is no more growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle of everything: that could be the reason of why we feel stuck all the time when we're adults.
AMNESIA: condition that allows a female who has suffered labor pains to conceive a baby again.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents purchased, your parents disposed of, and you're going to purchase again.
ARBITRATOR (ar'-bi-tray'-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.
ATHEISM is a non-prophet NGO. -- George Carlin
AVOIDABLE (uh-voy'-duh-buhl'): What a bullfighter attempts to do.
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