It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.
You couldn't pay me to work on commission.
I could smell that with one nostril tied behind my back.
You hit the nail right on the nose.
That guy would give you the arm off his back.
Go jump off a lake.
The gunman was believed to be armed.
I'm up to my ass in elbows.
I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink.
You play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours.
We're between a pickle and a hard spot.
It's half of one, six dozen of another.
You better get on the boat because the train is leaving the station!
He's the cream of the corn.
There are too many cooks in the broth.
The short answer is 'Yes'. The long answer is 'No'.
Looks like I've spent the day chasing a wild herring!
We are the glue that keeps things moving.
Fits like a charm! Wait - fits like a shoe?
I'm going through paper like it grows on trees.
It just like stealing teeth from a baby.
He's hotter than a cracker. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
I can tell you this, they are all sitting 2 inches higher in their seats, because they all just crapped their pants.