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Funny Songs
Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Unreleased
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Remove my shoes and softly stroke my feet
You're the only reason that I fly
Rummage through my dirty underwear
Touch my toothbrush with those same hands
Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad
Then take a closer look inside my pants
Better check deep down in the pockets
I'm hiding a small tool there, don't you know
It's right on top of that little bag of nuts
But handle it gently or it may explode
Detain me and search me. Make your country proud.
I changed my name to Mohammed,
so you would pick me out of the crowd!
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Brush your big wand across my butt cheeks
You're the only reason that I fly
I love to fly... and it shows!
