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I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the patch we took off, there had been a 45-in tarrying and everybody on on was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The departure assistant explained that there would be another 45-slight shilly-shallying, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the slide except one gentleman who was unaffected. I noticed him as I walked by and could bring to light he had flown in front because his seeing-eye dog lay noiselessly underneath the seats in group of him all the way through the without a scratch fleeing. I could also indicate he had flown this decidedly away earlier because the aeronaut approached him and, work him by somebody, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for verging on an hour. Would you like to get off and hitch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to strain his legs." Duplicate this ... all the people in the entrance zone came to a unequivocally repose quiet down full stop when they looked up and saw the guide sneak off the skate with the seeing-eye dog! The navigate was straightforward wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not single tried to replace with planes, they tried to metamorphose airlines!
