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Old man to school principal: "please call Pappo"
Principal: who are you?
Old man: I'm his grandpa
Principal: Papoo has just left school in half break, telling you're died in a heart attack."
Memories r forgotten
All things come to an end
But ppl like u remain forever
Coz ghosts never die
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B4 u judge a person
Walk a mile in his shoes
He's a mile away
The shoes r urs
1 day u ll be surprised to c me beside u
U n me laughing, crying, dreamingu n me
Just u n me
Sitting in a mental hospital
N me examining u
Reaction of girls, when they lose their mobile:
Poor girl: o mera mobile
Rich girl: no problem
Beautiful girl: o shit us mein to ali ka number tha
Replace "Ali" with ur own name
Customer: how much this costs?
Cow seller: it costs 30,000 and gives birth to one baby cow per year
Customer: and how much that one?
Cow seller: 10,000 and it gives birth to 5 baby cows in two years period.
Customer: Why so much cheap when it gives 5 babies?
Cow seller: Sir character of cow is something that matters!
A child said to a pregnant lady:
Wat's in ur belly?
She rep: here I've my cute beautiful baby
Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!