| Home |
Menu
Text Messages Collection
Funny Stuff >> Text Messages >>
©Copyright Articlia.com - All Rights Reserved.
Best viewed at 800 ´ 600 pixels of screen resolution
|
|
|
|
|
|
Old man to school principal: "please call Pappo"
Principal: who are you?
Old man: I'm his grandpa
Principal: Papoo has just left school in half break, telling you're died in a heart attack."
----
Flowers die
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories r forgotten
All things come to an end
But ppl like u remain forever
Coz ghosts never die
----
This page contains a wide variety of sms text messages and you can pick your favorite sms text message to send to all those you love and care about. Here we've cute text messages, love text message, funny mobile text messages, and we bet that you'll definitely enjoy sending text messages from this page; have fun with this txt message collection.
|
|
|
|
|
|
B4 u judge a person
Walk a mile in his shoes
After that
Who cares
He's a mile away
N
The shoes r urs
Take them
N runnnnn
----
1 day u ll be surprised to c me beside u
U n me laughing, crying, dreamingu n me
Yeah
Just u n me
Sitting in a mental hospital
N me examining u
----
Reaction of girls, when they lose their mobile:
Poor girl: o mera mobile
Rich girl: no problem
Beautiful girl: o shit us mein to ali ka number tha
Replace "Ali" with ur own name
----
Customer: how much this costs?
Cow seller: it costs 30,000 and gives birth to one baby cow per year
Customer: and how much that one?
Cow seller: 10,000 and it gives birth to 5 baby cows in two years period.
Customer: Why so much cheap when it gives 5 babies?
Cow seller: Sir character of cow is something that matters!
----
A child said to a pregnant lady:
Wat's in ur belly?
She rep: here I've my cute beautiful baby
Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
----
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
---
How to make a woman happy?
It's not difficult
A man only needs to be
Friend
Companion
Lover
Chef
Electrician
Carpenter
Plumber
Mechanic
Decorator
Stylist
Driver
Gynecologist
Psychologist
Psychiatrist
Pest exterminator
Healer
Good listener
Organizer
Good father
Very clean
Sympathetic
Athletic
Warm
Attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
and most importantly RICH ;)
---