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Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
i just got my medical results. my condition is critical,as days pass by i bcom SEXIER & SEXIER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it!
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
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Guys are like roses; But, watch out for the prick.
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh. U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i laugh again
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
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