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Twenty percent of the population is currently drinking coffee, sixty percent is on date, nineteen percent is watching TV and one fool is now holding his cell phone in his hand
A lady likes to have 4 animals in the home: a jaguar apposite the doorway, a fox in the cupboard, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay 4 this all.
Yesterday night, I really needed you, I desired to taste you, I desired you in me to the extent you could work your clouts on me but I couldn't uncover you
Tips to beat summer
Drink lots of water
Eat fresh fruits
Take bath twice
And most important
Don't forget to text me
I'm Soooooo COOOOOLLLL
Be kind to the ones who smoke …. Every cigarette might be their last.
Don't upset me; I'm already disturbed as it is . . .
Rooster and cat going over an overpass, cat slips and falls in canal. Rooster can't stop smiling. What's the moral of tale? Wherever there's a damp pussy there's a cheerful cock
Be kind to your child, he will choose your house when you are aged!
U - cute
U = hot
U = sweet
U = intelligent
U = amazing
U = perfect
Me = liar
I saw something in the superstore casement yesterday. It was dazzling sexy attractive beautiful & gorgeous. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own REFLECTION.
Whats winning Attitude..?
Three Ants Saw an Elephant Comming……
ANT 1:"We will Kill Him…"
ANT 2: "We Will Break His Legs…."
ANT 3: "Forgive Him Guys….He is Alone and We are Three"
Frnds r like gol gappay
Lovers r like pizzas
Hot n spicy
Husband wife r like
No other option
But good for health
Humans: eat + work + sleep + sms
Donkey= eat + work + sleep
Hence: human is equal to donkey + sms
Human minus sms = donkey
So proved that human witout sending sms is donkey
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