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Twenty percent of the population is currently drinking coffee, sixty percent is on date, nineteen percent is watching TV and one fool is now holding his cell phone in his hand

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A lady likes to have 4 animals in the home: a jaguar apposite the doorway, a fox in the cupboard, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay 4 this all.

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Yesterday night, I really needed you, I desired to taste you, I desired you in me to the extent you could work your clouts on me but I couldn't uncover you

Mr. PARACETAMOL!!!

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Be kind to your child, he will choose your house when you are aged!

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Be kind to the ones who smoke …. Every cigarette might be their last.

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Don't upset me; I'm already disturbed as it is . . .

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Rooster and cat going over an overpass, cat slips and falls in canal. Rooster can't stop smiling. What's the moral of tale? Wherever there's a damp pussy there's a cheerful cock

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U - cute

U = hot

U = sweet

U = intelligent

U = amazing

U = perfect

Me = liar

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I saw something in the superstore casement yesterday. It was dazzling sexy attractive beautiful & gorgeous. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own REFLECTION.

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