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Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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You've reached the Department of Redundancy Department. Please leave a message and a message and I will get back to you, and I will get back to you. Thanks, thanks again.
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I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
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When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
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I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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WHEN THE MULLET IS A ROCKIN..........DON'T COME A KNOCKIN!
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How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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I just finished hanging a poster of %n over my bed, and now I am just praying that it will fall down on top of me.
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I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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