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How can you miss me if I don't go away?

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But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

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I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

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I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.

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Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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I doubt therefore I might be.

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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

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I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

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I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.

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The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

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The statement below is True.

The statement above is False.

Which statement is correct?

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Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.