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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!! Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching......... still searching...... get a good grip of your mobile.... still searching....... no brains found.In case of fire read this message
Here we've some dirty text messages, and cute dirty text, smart dirty text msg, sexy dirty txt that you can send to your bf or gf. All of these dirty text msgs are fun dirty text to send, and all your pals will definitely enjoy these dirty texts and dirty text jokes. So have fun with dirty texting and dirty text forwards
You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
In a intrvew, Manager: How do's an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr.....
Manger shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhhhuurrrr dhhhuuup dhhuup dhup...
wat happened to your mobile?
i was trying to call you but i got this message
welcome to the jungle network
Da monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!
When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience.
. Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!
Don't marry for money; borrow it. It's cheaper...
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.