Smart Quotes

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. - Earl Weaver
A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether. - Roy H. Williams
A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. - Jeff Cooper
A smart model is a good model.
I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on. - George Clooney Quotes
I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don't have to look as if you don't give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself. - Catherine Zeta-Jones Quotes
I think every decade that passes you just get wiser and you have so much more experience and you're able to deal with things better. - Eva Longoria Quotes
He is to be educated not because he is to make shoes, nails, and pins, but because he is a man. - William Ellery Channing
He who gets wisdom loves his own soul; he who keeps understanding will find good. - Old Testament: Proverbs
He who walks with the wise grows wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm. - Old Testament: Proverbs
There's a message behind everything I do, and the message on this one is that young artists need to know that you gonna get tooken. It's the way of the game. You just gotta be smart enough to Stay in the game long enough and be successful enough to change that.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.