"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." Short and funny quote by, Jeff Foxworthy.
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back." Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed." Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never. Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) British clergyman, sportsman and author.
Where there is love there is life. Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) Preeminent leader of Indian nationalism.
Love is a serious mental disease.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) Politician. President of the United States.
There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved. George Sand (1804-1876) French Romantic writer.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Teresa
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. Buddha
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while. Albert Einstein
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. - Thomas Paine
Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln