Funny Quotes | Funny Quotes and Sayings

Well… Are you not just the perfect sunshine boy who brings rainbows to everyone around!

You're cute, may I huggle you?

I kind of like it when things Go Wrong!

I do very bad things and I do tem very well.

Well… at least the war on the environment is going well.

Beer…doesn't make you FAT, it makes you lean against (doors, tables, walls)

Jesus loves you, but I'm His favorite na!

I rant, therefore I am!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

Treen, treen treen... Suicide Hotline, please hold!

If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking too much space.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definitely not for you.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

No matter which direction you start, it's always against the wind, coming back.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."