Crazy Quotes

"You're not crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world!"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for the Fish
I used to be sane, but I got better. I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
We're all in this alone.
Pound's crazy. All poets are.... They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin. For history's sake we shouldn't keep him there.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
I think the reason we're so crazy sexually in America is that all our responses are acting. We don't know how to feel. We know how it looked in the movies.
Craziness is doing the same thing and expecting a different result ~
The world thinks eccentricity in great things is genius, but in small things, only crazy. ~
Anybody who says they're not afraid of war is either a liar, or they're crazy. ~
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. Brian Pickrell
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. Samuel Butler
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal. Bangstrom
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions
Life is complex - it has both real and imaginary parts
Logic is the systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
Always draw your curves, then plot your readings
“Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” John Mendoza
“Being normal isn’t one of my strengths.”
“I used to be sane, then I got better.”
“Whatever I want to be known for I need to be doing.”
“80% of success is showing up.” Woody Allen
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.” Benjamin Franklin