Cool Quotes

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns
The shell must break before the bird can fly. Tennyson
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. H. Jackson Brown Jr
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. Winnie The Pooh
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray. Joseph Joubert
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Winston Churchill
Music is the shorthand of emotion. Leo Tolstoy
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone. Anonymous
Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life. Anonymous
When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Author Unknown
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper. - Quentin Crisp
Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity. - Remy de Gourmont
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. --- Ethel Barrymore
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. - Unknown
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W. H. Auden
If you can laugh at it, you can live with it. - Erma Bombeck
"The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next." Henry Ward Beecher
"Common sense ain't common." Will Rogers
"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire
"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes." Ralph Waldo Emerson
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. Jim Harkins
Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle: "A truck!"
What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.