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Some Short Funny Birthday Poems

I wouldn't
say that
you're old...'ve just been
young longer
than most of us.

Happy Birthday


It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!


It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little
older......I think of you as a lot older.


A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip and many many happy returns of the day....


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Some Short Funny Birthday Poems

A few words, painless and short,
It’s your birthday, be a sport.
At your age, you look great,
Have you been, lifting weight?

Wish you health, and all the best,
Joy and laughter, I suggest.
Happy birthday, one more time,
Times are tough; here’s a dime.

By Martin Dejnicki


For 21Ist  Birthday

You're adult now, and want to have fun
The years have flown by, twenty-one
Is a milestone, but note
That your judgment's inchoate,
Remember you're still underdone.


Happy Birthday
You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good...
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?