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Rich Kid

I found a quarter in a pay phone.

Boy, am I excited!

I'm feeling mighty, mighty rich

and I don't plan to hide it.

I think I'll buy a baseball.

Hmmmm. I don't have quite enough.

Instead I'll buy a rag doll.

Boy, this shopping stuff is tough.

Okay, I'll buy a pizza.

No, I'm still a little shy.

How 'bout a bag of onion rings?

Well, it was worth a try.

I've searched for half the day now

for one thing I can afford,

and now I have to tell you

that I'm growing rather bored.

I guess I'll buy some gumballs

so that I can finally end it.

It's amazing how long a quarter lasts

when you can't afford to spend it.