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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !

Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !

Why were you late ?

Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?

Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?

Son: I can't go to school today.

Father: Why not ?

Son: I don't feel well

Teacher: Where don't you feel well ?

Son: In school !

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?

Pupil: Not very much !

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it !

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this ?

Pupil: This is my father speaking !

Father: How do you like going to school ?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between !