Cute Thoughts

Cute thoughts

Some Cute Thoughts to make you smile!!!!

I smile because most often I don't know what the heck is going on?
The only dilemma with life is the lack of a nice background music.
A picture is worth a thousand words, true! but it uses up to 2,000 times more computer memory.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with enough cash in pocket.
I've a degree in Liberal Arts. Do you want Fries with that?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.

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My wife ane me divorced over religious differences, she thought she was God, and I didn't.
He who hesitates is most likely to give the right answer.
Living on earth is costly, but it does offers a good deal: an exclusive free tour around the sun.
Birthdays are good for health; the more we have, the longer we live.
The folks who are not on time are often happier than the folks who have to hang around in waiting.
If unawareness is bliss, why aren't more people satisfied?
Some blunders are really enjoyable to only do once.
Everything should be done as simple as feasible, but no simpler.
A truly cheerful person is one who likes the landscape on a detour.
Contentment comes through doors you didn't even know you left unlocked.

Always keep in mind you're exceptional. Just like everyone else.
Never check the deepness of the water with both feet.
It may be that your only aim in life is just to serve as a bad example.
It is far more striking when others find out your good attributes without your help.
If you feel no one cares if you're alive, try missing a few car payments.
Before you condemn someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you condemn them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes ;)
If you don't do things perfectly in first attempt, skydiving is not for you.
If you give somebody the loan of $20 and never see that person for a second time, it was probably worth it.
Right decision comes from bad experience, and many of that come from wrong decisions.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never Do These Things -
Never assume a camera is loaded or that a gun isn't
Never dance slowly in the moonlight if you aren't ready to fall in love
Never try to wear out a hyper child
Never eat anything that is still moving
Never confuse bravery with inattention
Never say anything out loud that you don't want to repeat and explain to a higher authority later
Never taste a wedding cake with your finger

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