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Now who would have thought that watching Hollywood movies would be enlightening your mind with lessons you couldn’t have learnt anywhere else. All jokes apart, here’s a list of funny lessons that Hollywood has taught us over the years and don’t take it as a joke, this is some serious business!

1. It doesn’t matter if one is employed or not, you can always afford the apartment of your dreams.

2. When twins are born one is almost always evil minded.

3. So a bomb is ticking away and you have just a few seconds left to decide which wire to cut…. Don’t worry you’ll almost always cut the right wire and save the day!

4. Don’t worry if you have to override some alien society’s communication system… You have your laptop… It indeed is powerful enough!

5. So what if you’re alone, your enemy may be in large numbers but they’ll only come one by one until you strike all of them down!

6. Even if the light goes off you will always be able to see everything in the room clearly, so don’t panic.

7. Being 22 and blonde are the perfect combination for you to become the world’s greatest physicist or nuclear scientist!

8. Honest policemen always die before their retirements.

9 Machines using fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks are always preferred over fast as lightning bullets. You have to give the captive at least 20 mins to run before you attempt to kill them, can’t forget humanity!

10. Strip joints are a must visit during investigation of a case by police.

11 Don’t worry if the pilot of your plane died mysteriously and you don’t know a thing about flying a plane because somebody at the signal tower will talk you to a landing, Always!

12. Sun may come or rain may come but once applied, a lipstick may never get off!

13. Keep that picture of your sweetheart back home in your pocket. Because the key to going home safely is to not show that picture to anybody, when in a war.

14. Foreign military officers always speak in English when alone.

15. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

16. Who said men were insensitive, they’ll cry every time a woman is cleaning their wounds but never on getting a beating or a thrashing. Can’t show the enemy you’re weak!

17. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

18. All bomb planters are considerate enough to but a huge red watch on the ticking bomb so you know exactly… I repeat EXACTLY when the bomb explodes.

19. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

20. Police departments make sure that two partners working together on a case are always poles apart, to keep the attraction going.