Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Husband asked to wife : Did you had any boy friend before our wedding? Wife didn’t answer the question. Husband : Now what’s the meaning of this silence? Wife : Don’t interrupt, let me count all my boy friends. :O

 
Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?